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A complete geopolitical and economic analysis of humanity's one true utopia. Sponsored by Big Linen.
/the-unwritten-rules-of-escalator-etiquette-a-definitive-enforcement-guide
Stand right, walk left. Violators will be publicly shamed via ASCII chart ranking their moral failings.
/a-psychic-reading-of-the-next-git-commit-message
'fix stuff' — The cards sense exhaustion. 'wip' — Mercury is in retrograde. 'final-final-v3' — The Tower, inverted.
/the-official-power-ranking-of-household-appliance-noises
Microwave beep at 2AM (S-tier menace). Washing machine unbalanced load (percussive genius). Fridge hum (ambient classic).
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